Apple Pie

1. In 2010, I drove cross country and ate apple pie at every diner I stopped at.

a. In Chicago I went french apple

i. side Americano

b. Denver served way too much ice cream

c. Los Angeles had rather tiny slices

i. Told a man there I was an artist

ii. He said I should contact Barbara Streisand, she was looking to build a public monument to herself.

a. Not sure how I described my work

d. South Carolina, bite specifics

i. It was the last time I smoked a cigarette in a restaurant

ii. Felt incredibly relaxed inside

iii. Absolutely terrified walking back to the car

a. Waffle House