Apple Pie

1. In 2010, I drove cross country and ate apple pie at every diner I stopped at.

a. In Chicago I went french apple

i. glazed over friends

ii. side Americano

b. Denver served way too much ice cream

i. Dean Moriarty indulgences.

c. Los Angeles had rather tiny slices

i. Told a man I was an artist

ii. He said I should contact Barbara Streisand, she was looking to build a public monument to herself.

a. Not sure how I described my work

d. South Carolina, bite specifics

i. It was the last time I smoked a cigarette in a restaurant

ii. Felt incredibly relaxed inside

iii. Absolutely terrified walking back to the car

a. Waffle House